The Plan

 

In the beginning was the Original Plan. 

And then came the Assumptions. 

And the Assumptions were without form. 

And the Plan was dismissed as being without substance. 

And darkness was upon the face of the Women. 

And they spoke among themselves, saying, 

"It is not fair, and it stinketh." 

And the Women protested and held up signs 'My Body My Choice' and yelled, 

"It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odor thereof." 

And the Advocates went unto their Legislators, saying, 

"It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, 

such that none may abide by it." 

And the Legislators debated among themselves, saying, 

"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength." 

And the Legislators spoke to the Judges, saying one to another, "A New Plan contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong." 

And the Judges then ruled that "The New Plan promotes growth, and it is very powerful." 

And the Women celebrated, shouting "It is healthcare!" 

"This New Plan will actively promote the growth and vigor 

of the world with powerful effects." 

And the world looked upon the New Plan, and saw that it was good. 

And the New Plan became Policy.

And over time the Men decided the New Plan made it better to be Women so the Policy was enhanced to determine that Men could be Women.

And the World declared it was good.

And the Women became disgruntled and began to protest that they could be Men.

And the Policy was altered to allow for Women to be Men.

Then the Altered Policy was declared to be fair and right and became the New Policy.

And then the New Policy was altered to determine that Women should no longer be Women but Birthing Persons. 

And the world declared it was good.

And satan smiled. 

For Him,

Meema